A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.
Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!
<h1>white hat</h1>
<p>A hacker employed by companies or governments in order to test their security</p>
They employed a white hat to do the job.
A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."
Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
To let go of the Drury weather
This weather really makes me want to hit the hat to it all.
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night