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A girl obsessed with horses and somewhat resembles one
Person 1. Yo check out this chick from up North
Person 2. Nay! She’s a horse girl
Person 1. Gross
*clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).
I am a horse girl I am just not as crazy a explained
A girl who really just loves and cares about their horse.
That horse girl
“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen
M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.
O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me
A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”