When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.
My friend Ahmad is acting like he is Jacob Wordziak today.
my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit
aww they are like a jacob and leo squad
Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
Have you seen Jacobs spots yet?
The guy that looks like Hitler at an orgy and yells kill the jews and nine
The weird German guy at an orgy who is secretly Mexican , Jacob Jaramillo is the weird German guy at an orgy.
Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.
Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.