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Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.
*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head
A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”
Someone who is zesty in denial
Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin
a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.
My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.
Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.
hey man, spot me some muffin money
a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch
yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl
The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.