1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
When you pull out after the act and have a glorious, frothy white foam all about your junk.
I plowed that bitch so hard I had beef meringue.
When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “
Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “
Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
To have a heated dispute with another individual, usually over a minor issue.
Daniel: You can open the door yourself.
Edwin: You should be a gentlemen and open the door for me.
Abel: #BEEF