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Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy
The Metrosexuals are taking over!
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When someone is talking absolute shit.
Couldnt be further from the truth.
Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"
Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"
Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"
Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"
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A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.
Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*
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A different way of asking someone if there for real
Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
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code for “micropenis”. used between guys who want to know if their penis is normal even tho it is two inches. the more men that say it, the more people will feel that their atom dick is normalized !
kaiden: i have a really tiny cock, am 4 foot 7, and 16, have no personality, i think lil uzi is good, jah and juice are goats, i just don’t get tyler the creator, (i hate all gay people), and i have 9 toes.
jonny: ah yes a fellow super straight🟧⬛️ man.
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A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.
Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.
A cool compliment that can be used in any situation.
My mum got me floor seats to the Harlem Globetrotters!!
Holy shit ... that's straight up hip hop.