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A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.
I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.
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The man and former President of the United States whose election in 2000 saved the country from a terrible evil known as "Al Gore" and again saved the country 4 years later from another evil similar to the first, this time called "John Kerry". Unfortunately people frequently fail to recognize what would've happened under the direction of any of the alternatives.
"I'm so glad George W. Bush was elected and not Al Gore or John Kerry"
"Yeah, for sure, crisis averted!"
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Two gay pricks who are nonces and they kidnap children. Their actual names are Nonce Dibbs and Charlie Nonceman. They are also extremely salty.
george dibbs and charlie jarman kidnap children
Dick, I thought you said rocks was food
I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA
Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch
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The Smartest Man Alive! Simply the greatest human being anyone has ever known; a gentleman, and a scholar. George W. Bush is a shining example of sheer excellence and comes second to none in his outstanding presidential skills! A man to be envied...
Please, try not to laugh... Just show this to your friends...
I wish I was as smart as George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is amazing.
I will never be as smart as George W. Bush!
Can we elect George W. Bush for the next 100 years?!
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The guitarist/vocalist from Panic! At The Disco. Usually called Ryan Ross. Currently dating Brendon Urie.
Spencer- George Ryan Ross III!!1!!!11!
Ryan- O hai bff!
Spencer- Wut it do?
Ryan- NMHJC. U?
Spencer- Bein ~lazy. U gon go c ur bb? y/y?
Ryan- *le sigh* Y but idk where he went...
Spencer- Bden's prbly off gettin ~sexed up by da laydehs...
Ryan- Too bad he's muh bb and not theirs
Spencer- Touche
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George W. Bush may not be the best U.S. President, but he has done a very good job with the tough situations that he has been faced with. In the beginning of his first term as President, Bush was faced with the terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001. This was the most deadly surprise attack on U.S. soil in U.S. history. No other President has faced such a devastating act of terrorism. After 9/11, George W. Bush initiated an operation which successfully overthrew the Taliban (a terrorist oraganization ruling Afghanistan). Later, Bush decided to go to war with Iraq and the ruthless tyrant Saddam Hussein. Hussein was known to have committed genocide on his own people because of their cultural background. A common misconception is that the Iraq War is based on oil. This is a hollow lie however. The war is a war on terrorism. The Iraq War is being fought to protect our great country and our way of life as well as other freedom-loving democracies throughout the world. Leaders like Saddam Hussein and the terrorist organizations seeking refuge in Iraq are a threat to our freedom and our way of life. Another misconception is that the troops in Iraq are suffering massive casualties and do not want to be there. The main reason for people believing this is because of the negative coverage of the war by the vastly liberal media. These media outlets never cover the stories of triumph and accomplishment by our troops.... we only hear about the deaths and injuries. The fact is though, that the war in Iraq has had the least amount of casualties of any major war in U.S. history. If you stop listening to the news anchors and listen to someone who is currently over in Iraq you will hear a completely different story. The troops in Iraq want to be there because they know how important the war on terrorism is in protecting our country and our future. They are proud to serve their country, and it only hurts them when they see the media at home portraying their job in such a pessimistic manor.
George W. Bush may not be a perfect President, but he is a great leader. The U.S. is much safer now than it was before George W. Bush was elected President.
Being a good U.S. citizen, I ask everyone who reads this to support our troops in Iraq. You do not have to agree with all of these opinions, but in a time of war strong countries stick together, they do not fight amongst themselves. Or in the words of Abraham Lincoln "A house divided against itself cannot stand".
George W. Bush is a good leader.
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