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a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.
The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.
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A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.
"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".
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the Jesus worshiped by people who wear ridiculous christian t-shirts.
Oh man, Noah is repin t-shirt Jesus hardcore!
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Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise
"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."
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Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
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When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.
It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.
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Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.
OH GOD! Thanks for the Jesus Titty Fuck!
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