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Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 24, 2021


A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.

Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece

by gitonga August 19, 2018


Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 12, 2022


The real Emma C

Not a whore. She only reveals herself to her wonderful partner. She only drinks Fanta and water. She has her wily woman ways, but doesn’t use them to seduce any man she meets. She’s a beauty. A kind, sweet and smart woman who will slap a bitch if the situation calls. Amazing tits and thikk booty. She’s a girl gamer but doesn’t feel the need to tell every single person she sees online. Enjoyer of potatoes. Wow Hunter extraordinaire. Always ready to do actions.

“Whos that fine piece over there she’s a real Emma C”
“She’s THE real Emma C
“My god, I’d heard tales but never thought I’d see it for myself

by Tricksyboom July 11, 2022


The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam August 1, 2024


Real Like You

A girl group that were put together by Simon Cowell and Nicole Scherzinger on XFactor The Band and won the show in 2019.

Their winning single on the show was an original song written by Kelli (a member of the group) which is called ‘Be Like Them’.

The members are:

Virginia Hampson, Halle Williams, Jess Folley, and Kellimarie Willis.

Past members:
Luena Martinez
Seorisa

They are also now officially called ‘RLY’ for short.

“Hey have you heard of that new girl group called RLY?”

“Yes I have! Have they got music out?”

“Yes, their new single ‘Ring the Alarm’ is coming out soon!”

“What does RLY stand for?”

“It stands for real like you”

by keishalorriane September 17, 2022


Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.

Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........

by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022