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Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

by phantem September 29, 2023


Shower nirvana

A word used to describe the women-take-longer-showers-than-men phenomena. It has never been proved what exactly takes them so long to complete a shower, but one can safely assume that they've discovered the enlightenment described in Buddhist philosophy, i.e. Nirvana.

Person 1: Man, what is taking her so long in the shower?
Person 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she's probably just discovered shower nirvana.

by Righteous Thumb August 2, 2010


Pool shower

The act of rinsing off, when hot and/or sweaty, by taking a dip in the pool rather than taking a conventional shower.

I just worked out vigorously in the gym, and could not wait to take a pool shower to cool off.

by wordomatic June 30, 2017


pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019


fo-shower

showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.

Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"

Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"

by jswizzle4 January 18, 2012


after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 7, 2024


Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.

Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!

by BiggeCheeze May 7, 2022

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