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When you get a blow job whilst going upstairs on your Stannah Chairlift
Definition: “I got a banging Stannah Special from Mable on my way upstairs the other day…”
A carbon molecule that bonded with another carbon, without any unshared electrons. It has a 4 bonds or 2 double bonds.
Teacher: what the hell are you making?
Student: C2 special
Teacher: that defies the laws of logic!
A week later the student gets a noble peace prize for making the impossible and the teacher gets fired for not being smarter then his student
when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
The act of having a loved one shit all over you chest and smearing it all over yourself like lotion
He received the jaynie special from his mom.
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The sexual act of becoming chronically depressed during sexual intercourse.
Susan was not please when her husband pulled a butterfeild special during their honeymoon night.
A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.
"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"