finger party

it's what happens when your hands are in mittens and your fingers are all just partying together!!!!

these mittens are so warm! and look, it's like a finger party in there!

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Salad Fingers

He looks a bit like Bogman, who a teacher from Ardscoil Rís.

"you lookin at me boy? schnell!"

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finger eleven

The result of a good night out for a man with a small penis.

I met this girl, got her drunk, took her home and gave her finger eleven raw.

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finger skating

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

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spear fingers

v. a confused term for spirit fingers

tess you have spear fingers!
yaaa..... no.

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Finger Grind

When you shove someone's finger in an electric pencil sharpener

I just finger grinded this guy

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finger monkey

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

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