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Bee Tree

Usually girls named Bailey Turder. Not funny. Says ‘shhhhhhhhhhhhh’ every five seconds. And wears crusty musty Dollar Tree marker nails.

Why is Bee Tree being so turdish today!

by Gabby == May 16, 2021


tree urchin

A squirrel.

There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.

by TheRockObama March 21, 2023


Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009


banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking

Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah

by CLoyurnrttehss March 25, 2019


Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 30, 2021

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Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013


tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021