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When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.
Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss
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Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other
Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *
Boy feel better?
Girl I guess
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-An act to attract the attention of emo girls under the disguise of sexual exploration and rebellion against social boundries.
-Pretending to be gay to get girls.
-Possibly one of the strangest things other females find attractive. Why find attractive an act done by two people, which by commiting the act itself makes it seem as if they have absolutely no interest in the female sex.
-attention whores.
I don't understand why emo boys kissing is so hot. They're into each other, obviously not you.
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Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.
" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."
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The kisses you exchange when stopped at a red light. Sometimes followed up with 3rd and 4th base stunts before the light turns green.
I enjoyed where these red light kisses were going, but it was over when the light turned green.
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If Person A has kissed Person B, and Person B has kissed Person C, then Person A has kissed Person C through the transitive property of kissing.
If Chloe has kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed Elaine, then Chloe has kissed Elaine through the transitive property of kissing.
When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.
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Mockney rhyming slang - Kiss my Ass - quite literally Kiss my Shandy Bass
There is no way I am working this weekend, the boss can kiss my shandy...
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