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Show horsed

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

by JoeJoeDPlate December 14, 2019


Horse-person

A person who does horses

That sket is a horse-person

by SheepShaga August 22, 2019


Horse Flip

The action where you take extacsy and snort ketamin afterwards.

A: Bro I hit the horse flip last weeked.
B: Damn Bro you should have called me.

by Ket-girl January 13, 2020


Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more

“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script

by Pluvia May 27, 2024


bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023


Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024


Fanta the Horse

A mythical horse with magical powers

Did you see fanta the horse. Hes amazing

by bunda69 August 1, 2021