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When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse
sophia: hold your horses jess
jess: i could never
meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"
"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
A person that has poor posture and the angle of the neck resembles that of a horse's. The muscles in the neck are so weak and the head is heavy that the neck bends.
"Yeah, Mitch has a horse neck, he can't keep his head up straight."