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donkey chills

the act of getting goosebumps and you can't quite remember the name at the moment.

lastnight i had this wierd dream and it happened the next day and i had......... had...... had.... whats the word? is it donkey chills?

by brian.banck December 30, 2006


You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023


River donkey

Someone who agrees with everyone even if they don’t agree.

Sarah says “I love the smell of shit in the morning”. Cody replies “ Yea same” ! Sarah creams “ Cody you’re such a river donkey!”

by Big Shtiff August 15, 2019


Donkey knut

Any in game, real money costing currency

I just spent 5000 donkey knuts on this new skin. Only cost me $10.

by Elpeety June 18, 2024


Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022


Go Stomp A Donkey

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.

"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."

by EtchaSketch July 12, 2013


soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵

i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey

by jaarod April 7, 2019