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Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.
"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."
Person 1: hey I heard Fred’s been doing well lately
Person 2: yeah he’s a real Auschwitz fucker
BMF / a person that’s really boring
This guy is such a BMF. Boring mother fucker
The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him
You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!
A douchey little fuck that will screw over his homies and likes to stick his dick in a assortment of baked goods high in fiber.
There goes Leshawn. You hear he dipped on his own brother for a ride to fuck some banana nut muffins. He's such a trisket fucker! They mom was pissed, banana nut for real!!
A good worker that becomes exhausted!
When I bustered my Arse all day at work so hard that I am now exhausted... you are Fuckered!
1). To consume large amounts of alcohol and then not be able to recall anything that happened.
2). Trashing or wrecking something.
We got so drunk last night that the hotel was completely fuckered up!