get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

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code one

No lights, no siren. Non-emergency call.(not all departments)

'Unit three alpha, proceed code one to
123 Fake street, noise complaint.'

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one of them

One of them usually refers to a measure of contraband. Usually of the illegal kind.

Local proprietor "How, geord, how many?"
Customer "Just get us one of them and two of those."

In this instance the vendor asked how many the buyer would like to buy. The buyer clearly asked for one of them and two of those.

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black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking.

That black one I just did felt like my soul was trying to escape.

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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

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one upper

a person who has to have or do things better than the person they come in contact with.

stacy just bought a newer cell phone than us, she is totally a one upper.

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Tie One On

To have an alcoholic drink

The Admiral went to the "O" Club to Tie One On with the boys.

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