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an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)
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two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
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you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"
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A girl who thinks she is old enough to do whatever she wants, sometimes going through the "scene" phases. She tries to fit in with older people usually. Most of the time this person looks older than 13 or tries to act older than 13, she usually dates people older than her. She tries to be adventurous and tries new and dangerous things.
David: "dude! that girl is sooo hot"
Friend: "she's a 13 year old girl.."
David: "omg, she looks so much older than that"
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This was the original reference to the past BEFORE it was bastardized by the cheap ghetto and sport radio jock talk: 'back in the day', which has become popular of late...
Back in the 'good old days', we used to have to walk a mile through 3 feet of snow to get to school every day.
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A trapped old fart is someone who does one job but has been welded so well into another, that he will never get out.
He's a trapped old fart
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I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
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A person who NEVER spends any money , always cries poor-mouth , and always reinforces the "cheap jew" stereotype. This person need not be Jewish. This person always has an excuse when it's time to share the expenses yet will be the first one in line for a handout. This person is a miser who usually has more money than everyone else.
Nebojsa found a cup from the fast-food place in the trash can and is using it to get free refills.........what an Old-Skool Jew......
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When your life really falls apart and turns to shit.
Being 36 years old means you’re over the hill in life, in fact its downhill after the age of around 35. Brian had everything going for well for him until his 36th birthday but since then his whole world has fallen apart since he lost everything.
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