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love boner

a desire to love someone in a non sexual way

Damn, i've got a love boner for Bryelle. That's someone i would watch a movie and cuddle with

by mantis_shrimp September 6, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


meta-boner

n. not a full erection, but still erect.

Hey baby, you just gave me a meta-boner, you should make me even more hard.

by Iceman317215 October 15, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


golden boner

when you get done fucking someone in the ass, you take your dick and put it in some cock juice. after that you put your pants on and go outside with ur cock hanging out and show your friends.

OMFG dude, you have the golden boner!

by my_load_owns January 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Nose

1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.

"We call my buddy's neighbor 'boner nose'"

by Dafodude October 8, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.

1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 9, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.

1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 9, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Air

An explaination of a failed attempt (most commonly used in referance to a trick in any extreme sport such as skateboarding) in which the board or other object sticks up in an uncommon fassion resembling a "boner".

Bob - "whoa! Dude, did you see billy air out of that ramp? What the heck was That supposed to be?

Joe - "I have no clue, but he sure got some serious boner air!"

by Kevlar 505 August 1, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž