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The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo
John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night
Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw
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Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.
The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
Koala Bear's sleep up to 22 ours a day. So a Koala Bear Weekend is one spent mostly sleeping.
What are you doing this Saturday?
Koala Bear Weekend, Don't call me until at least 10pm.
When you stealthy come up on something and kill it preferably with a knife
search man v.s. bunny on youtube then you'll see how to go bear grylls style
When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.