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Bullshitter, Someone who lies about important facts.
Wasting other peoples time.
"Stop Blowing Bubbles out your ass and tell me what's really going on here!."
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Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”
I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!
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The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.
A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.
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To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.
My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.
An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.
"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"
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To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
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Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show.
I can't belive Artie ate all them fuckin devil dogs today. He's still a heinous blow pig even after he got kicked off of Mad TV.
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