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Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?
Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?
Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?
Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)
Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?
Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?
Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?
Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..
Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022
When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".
Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!
Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.
Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.
Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.
A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
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Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
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