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Material items or other goods likely to be consumed or flaunted by individuals fitting the description of a clown. Can also include intellectual property or non material items.
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Low quality, low cost items which are purchased in bulk from potentially unreputable suppliers, branded, marked up, and resold in online marketplaces, by similarly reputable sellers. These items may not have supply chains that promote long term customer satisfaction, sustainability, or human rights.
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Content widely available on media platforms that adds little to no value to consumers, in many cases even being detrimental. It serves no other purpose than to garner attention, and it will pursue this goal at the expense of every other resource.
Seth - Hey check out these new bluetooth speakers I got on prime day, 4 for 1 can you believe it!?
Paul - Yeah man, they sure sound like they were a discount. Get out of here with that clown trash.
Seth - But this tiktok said they were the best! They even work under water, only weird thing is all the permissions they're asking for. Not sure why speakers need my contacts, location, and credit cards but oh well.
Paul - ...
The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
This is related to Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton.
guy 1: your circus clown shit
Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.
His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.
The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.
Yeah, you shouldn't worry about Chris. He's not going to hurt himself, he's just sad clowning.
A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”