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National eat pussy Day is on June 25th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.”
Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
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Beating off a guy and swallowing his sperm.
Can be used with all gay relationships.
Andrew beats off Cody*
Andrew swallows his sperm*
And thats Wha chow and eat a baby
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A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.
Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.
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When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.
After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
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There is no definition for this meh boi pass definition
Person 1: Really? Girls who eat carrots are on urb dic?
Person 2: yah meh boi
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: idk frigdet
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(Philippine English)
All-you-can-eat.
A buffet restaurant.
Eat-all-you-can restaurants are expensive
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fucking sexy as fuck, meaning their ass is so good it could eat your dick
Have you seen Lachlan. God damn that ass could eat you!
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