Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise
"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."
When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.
It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.
Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.
OH GOD! Thanks for the Jesus Titty Fuck!
when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.
Its All Jesus: Its all good
Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it.
Man Its All Jesus.
Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"