Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door đȘ and fell Iâm pissed đ€ Canât have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra đ ". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell đ€Š âïž u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
It means she thinks youâre handsome.
You have hoes does boo boo.
When a girl says you have hoes
(Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I donât know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. Iâd still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesnât have long to live
I have a mental note or image of what has been said or seen
Sarah: come look at the pictures of Andy at my party last weekend
Wayne: yo I have a copy!
A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?
Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.
Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
A phrase your autistic mate uses when he doesn't know what to say
"Why are you such a cunt Al?"
"You'll have that"
My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."