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A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
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The Judgment Night Soundtrack was a project conducted during the first Gulf War to develop the first rap-metal fusion. The project was led by the United States, and included scientists from Denmark, The United Kingdom and Canada. Formally designated as the Judgment Night Sounds Track (JNST), it refers specifically to the period of the project from 1990–1995 under the control of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, under the administration of General Leslie R. Groovesvoort. The scientific research was directed by American physicist J. Robert Blasterbeat.
The project's roots lay in scientists' fears since the 1970s that Iraq was also investigating rap-metal fusions of its own. Born out of a small research program in 1988, the Judgment Night Soundtrack eventually employed more than 130,000 people and cost nearly US$2 billion ($22 billion in current value). It resulted in the creation of multiple production and research sites that operated in secret.
Project research took place at over thirty sites across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom. The three primary research and production sites of the project were the lyrical-production facility at what is now the Hanford Site, the metal-enrichment facilities at Oak Ridge, Tennessee, and the beats research and design laboratory now known as Los Alamos National Laboratory. The JNST maintained control over U.S. rap-metal production until the formation of the Raps-Metaled Commission in January 1996.
Now a useless relic of the past, the Judgment Night Soundtrack remains functional as a roach clip stand.
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a homosexual man. uphill gardner butt pirate, turd burglar
He is a night park ranger
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A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.
"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"
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Loves Batman, sidekick to the more-well-known Dark Knight. He does not, however, wear those little green panties. And if he chooses to, we're ok with it.
HeWho, you da man!
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a six pack of beer and a blowjob
"What took Mark so long to get out of work?"
"He had the tuesday night dinner special."
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Refers to anyone (preferabely males) who are of a shady disposition.
Did you hear what Andy did in her car last night?! Dude where's his sunglasses at night...
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