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“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”
Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
He is an amazing person he is sweet and funny. He is an amazing father, brother, son, and friend you will never meet someone as amazing as him he always knows how to make you life and cheer you up wherever you need it without him some people might be dead right now
“Jacob Hawkins is coming” everyone looks for him they see him with all of his brothers and sisters and his child of course
About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
jacob latimore is my husband. he is God given and has the smile and voice of an ANGEL , his most famous roles are emmett in the CHI and jeff in the maze runner, he will always be my first love and husband (also stream his songs on spotify xx)
feds: "ayo shes dying whats her type"
girl: "jacob latimore."
February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs
(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
He is everything and more. He makes his girlfriend( if he has one) feel like shes the only thing that matters. He's loving, kind, romantic, and very protective. When he says the loves you, believe it. Also don't take him for granted, he is probably the one guy that you will never get off your mind. You will miss him if you leave him. He always puts you first and makes you feel loved and special, even when you feel like nothing.
EX:I miss him so much!
Girl:Who?
EX:Jacob Prittie
Girl: You need to get over him and soon!