Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back

"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"

Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.

“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”

fakely

its like fake but better

i did that very fakely

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests

I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean

Faking

When somebody not really with it but they wanna seen or they want a lil fame do they do something they don’t usually do or act a way they don’t usually act

Can somebody please tell will and jay dot to stop faking

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up