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You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree
Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.
"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"
To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.
what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day
1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's