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Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie August 21, 2015


Boob Blocked

The female version of being Cock Blocked

Every time I tried to talk to Carl his brothers girlfriend interrupted and Boob Blocked all night.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018


snack blocking

Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.

That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.

by Disbarred Lawyer January 25, 2020


aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn January 28, 2018


aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn January 28, 2018


luke block

The most idiotic dumb baby I’ve ever heard

OMG! Stop being a Luke Block.

by nevin12 November 28, 2017


Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 13, 2017