“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
Slang for an uncircumcised penis
"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"
A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.
On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.
A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.
A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.
You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.
A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya
Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!
A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome
her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night