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typicaly a wet nut if u came 30 mins ago
I just busted a wet slimey nut,
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The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.
"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.
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a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name
b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
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When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
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A phrase used to tell a fellow man off when agitated, or as a response to verbal abuse. D is short for dick and as a whole insults the masculinity of your friend, implying he should give you a blowjob.
Matt: Dude you sister is fucking hot!
Nick: Wet my D bitch!
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When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.
Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.
Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?
Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)
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When you fart but a spritz of lemon juice comes out
Bro.... I was tryna silently let one slip but I made a Lemon Pepper Wet