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The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.
"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
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"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"
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When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.
When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.
Superman Jap Slap is when you perform the martial arts move of the “Superman Punch” but instead of punching, you slap your opponent with an open palm moving in a downward diagonal motion right-to-left (for right handers).
Dude, that student just got Superman Jap Slapped by his teacher!
A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin
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Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.
"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"
Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!