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Ready to get sucked

Similar to a boner, but more specific. It means you've got a woody and you're ready to get your blow job on.

I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.

by the_bonedogg February 21, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Imports Suck ASS

Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.

Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.

by Factual Cars February 1, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck your mum

suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.

Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde

PROCEED INTO A FIGHT

by k7.stackz April 28, 2020

15๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

130๐Ÿ‘ 189๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck wind

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

by samdog November 18, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


a fair suck of the sav

Meaning:

To be ripped off, or hard done by

Hey mate, hows that new car going,

Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav

by livingBipolar June 13, 2010

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