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to anally be stuffed deep with capybaras

I am so texas right now

by zachroorda November 9, 2023


Texas

Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.

Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.

by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023


Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%

Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border

by IhateSouthTexas January 20, 2024


texas

texas is so gay

person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??

person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas

by snowos March 1, 2022


Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old

Bro tf goin on in Texas

by stumby September 28, 2022


Texas

a state full of guns cowboys and overly religious people

I love living in Texas

by randomm guy February 1, 2022


Texas

The best state in America in my opinion

Everything's bigger in Texas

by ToxicVulture12 December 24, 2024