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If a guy is very light and skinny but still has a hot girlfriend
A: wow did you see jimmy, he lost more wheight
B: jeah he's all dick now
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When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball
That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban
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a britney spears song loads of girls like to sing at three sexy gals
amy sang all eyes on me at hannah, yazmin and caoimhe again today.
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Yes, it is correct that we are all related because Adam and Eve were the first man and woman created, they are also our oldest parents
Person 1: "Are we all related?"
Person 2:"... Technically correct"
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An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
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1: Notionally speaking, where you would wind up if you proceeded to dig a hole through the earth as to come out the other end. (This is mistaken, of course - starting from either coast of the US would put you in the middle of an ocean, as would starting about anywhere in China.) See china syndrome for a possible explanation to the origin.
2: Metaphor for where one can see if they have a clear view of a woman's genitalia - either due to the fact that she is wearing no clothing, or the clothing she is wearing is revealing what's underneath (due to transparency or just that it is ill fitting). Possibly originates by extension of sense 1.
When she lifted up her legs, we could see all the way to China.
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