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To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.
I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!
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when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!
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When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
Cameron: I saw a Fire rocket kapush yesterday.
Amahede: how split up was the bitch
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This is an extremely dangerous sexual maneuver that should only be performed indoors. While having sex with a condom on, dip your dick in canola oil, light it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices. Be sure to have an escape planned in advance, as this will cause the recipient to scream in pain.
"I burned down my house after a fire dragon roar gone wrong"
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When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.
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The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.
When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.
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The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
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