Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

BOX CAR

A forced side sitting handjob where the recipient has no chance of escape. Typically performed between two males.

My best friend surprised me by giving me a box car.

Bavarian car

It's to refer to mainly BMW' and Mercedes in the states, German cars specifically

Check out that Bavarian car crew over there, they have alot of Bimmers, Benz and Porsche's!

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."

"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

tiktok car

any car that was spammed tf outta kids from tiktok to where the car isn’t cool no more.
ex. (992. Porsche GT3 RS, BMW M5CS, Lexus LFA, MK4 Supra )

Person 1: Rank your top three cars GO!
Person 2: GT3 RS, M5CS, and Lexus LFA
Person 1: My Brother in Christ you picked all the TikTok cars 😂

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.