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1. A man who considers Sepultura a nu-metal band.
2. A tool for vaginal hygene.
Look at this douche bag!
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someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!
Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!
Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
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some one who speaks before they think
stirling is a massive douche bag because he dosent know what he is talking about
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a dispicable person=scumbag, prick
You little douche bag, you won't get away with that so easily.
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The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
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The "Douche Move" is a hand gesture meant to demonstrate when a friend or acquaintance does something stupid and douche-like.
Douche Move Gesture Steps:
1) Listen and wait
2) When you hear the trigger sentence coming from the douche-hole, pick which hand you`ll be using
3) Raise your hand
4) With your one hand, place it erect on top of your head. Think of a shark fin or a mohawk.
5) Proceed to wiggle your fingers
This completes the movement. If you wish to top it off, make a disgusted face. If the douche does not understand, you will leave with the smug satisfaction of an insult well played.
Jim: Man, I am such a ladies man. Like, you don't even understand because I'm too cool.
Bill: Sure, Jim. You're a real ladies man.
Jim: I mean, look at me. Who need a polar bear to break the ice when you have me.
Bill: *douche move*
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someone who is a faggot and a douche bag at the same time.. a dickwad
studentatolr: yo washington is gunna be kickass!!
studentatolr2: dude no mr m. is going hes a douche fag
studentatolr: (Goes in a corner and cuts wrists...)
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