She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom
"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"
An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people
My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day
Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖
A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
Guy 1: what you doing rn?
Guy 2: killing god, found some good pics
The act of using a sticky grenade to stick some one in halo3. Usually from a far distance away or killing more than one person with a single stick or "God Stick"
1. Dude, I just got a triple kill with one gernade, total God Stick.
2.I just threw my gernade in the air and God Stuck someone! ROFL
The sexual act where a man is standing over his women after fucking her hellish anus and immediately ejaculates in both eyes.
AAron fucked Dee-nice last night and she said she saw Gods Light!