When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.
Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag
Another term for fudge packers
The general says stop being mud pushers
A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
A old-timey saying that refers to when someone is so fat that you compare them to mud.
Me: “That guy is huge!”
My grandpa: “You could say that he was fat as mud.”
An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.
Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.
Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.
"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."