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National horny day is on December 32nd, you can ask for nudes, feet, or any sexual thing.
"Bro, imma get some ass on December 32nd, December 32nd is National horny day"
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National Sex Day Is on the 15th November
Hey babe it’s National Sex Day let’s have sex
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It’s that time April 16 go to any girl and put your dick on her and they gotta have a fat ass.
Dry hump nigga you not gonna fuck them you gonna dry hump so national hump day.
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Say hi and punch someone named Mattie on National Mattie Day.
Mattie:"Oh no, I just remembered it's National Mattie Day!"
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august 5th is national bf day , get ready to post ur bfs
woah its august 5th it’s national bf day
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National Aliyah day is on august 15th! It’s a BAD BITCH DAY WHO LOVES FRANK OCEAN 🙌🏻 AND A GOOD SENCE OF STYLE AND HAD AMAZING HAIR AND ITS A DAY EVERYONE SHOULD CELEBRATE TIL THE NIGHT IS DONE OKAY
“ oh look it’s august 15th!, it’s national Aliyah day! . Such an amazing holiday, actually one of my favorites
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June 21 get fucking hammered day
“Yo you trynna drink on June 21?”
“Why then?”
“It’s national alcohol day bruh! When you drink all the alcohol you can!!”
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