A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing
I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.
A soccer club based out of Kent, OH made up of an incredible group of wet and sticky lads. Formed in 2021 by defender Mathias Broyles, the frogs feature many stars from all over the world.
The Sticky Tree Frogs took another massive W last night by 25 goals.
An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".
"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris
the darawiish tree tracks the clan structure of dhulbahante
thats a darawiish tree
When someone's feet resembles a tree.
Angela has a bad case of tree-feet; pray for her.
Code word for an audible fart in a public place.
Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.