Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.
its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
a fucking wise ass mystical tree
shitter: oh hello wise mystical tree
tree: looks at you
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it's a slang for eliminating someone in an object show
"letter: oh my paper! i didn't know gear was turned into a tree! he was my best friend!
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"
turn into a tree : )
$133,556,798,766,532,246,789,752
“looking at my beautiful eyes, how much would you say they’re worth” “tree fiddy” “$133556798766532246789752??? cool so you can have them just gimme the money first”