Random
Source Code
Random
slang for a girl on her period
Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"
Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"
3👍 5👎
A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
9👍 24👎
The sound that a woman's vagina makes that resembles the sound that occurs when one stirs Easy Mac with a spoon, fork, or other utensil. When a woman has a Easy Mac Vagina, one can assume that she has a dirty vagina.
"Mady really needs to take a shower. She must have an Easy Mac Vagina."
8👍 22👎
When u poo in her vagina and eat it out wit a fork on nem
Just had a yummy vagina beef stew
2👍 3👎
my best friend's boyfriend bc he wanted to break up with her for no reason.... Also whoever I choose to call! (:
Best Friends's should to be ex boyfriend but isn't unfortunately,, what a waste of time bc he is a vagina face cunt!
2👍 3👎
Something to shock and disgust the person you said it to. Say it to a guy, they will die laughing. Say it to a girl... you will never have sex.
stupid guy: *goes for walk* "hi Amy! CRAP FILLED VAGINA!!!"
Amy: "You and your dick are going to die sad and alone.
4👍 9👎
The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Wow that chick has a case of Dusty Vagina Syndrome!!
7👍 20👎