3-stage shit

A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.

Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.

Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.

Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.

Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.

Damn, I hate taking a 3-stage shit.

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3 dozer build

A 3 dozer build is usually in RTS when n00bs waste their money on stupid units.

That n00b i just owned played a 3 dozer build

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3 o'clock Princess

A female who normally would never be considered a suitable partner due to her general appearance or demeanour, but at the end of a night of unsucessful lady-hunting, suddenly becomes more appealing as a last resort at 3am.

"Did you see the ugly girl Dave went home with on saturday night?"
"Urgh yes, total 3 o'clock Princess"

"Those girls are hot, lets go over and talk to them"
"No way, that girls hot, but her friend's a 3 o'clock Princess, it's too early in the night to take that grenade.

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rule 3/4

Any grouping of instruments and genre that you can be conceived of does exist and has been preformed (and recorded).

A musical interpretation of rule 34.

rule 3/4 as preformed by Korn and their use of the bag pipe in "Chutes and Ladders", also Arcade Fire

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3 step clap

Procedure follows in 3 steps:

1. Jam open palm hand in vagina.

2. Embed open palm hand in ass.

3. Clap her insides like wind up monkey.

I infixed my hand in her vagina, fused my other in her ass, then I clapped with the intensity of a naked warrior. 3 step clap.

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Fuckbox 3-Shitty

Term used for when your xbox 360 gets the red rings of death.

*Playing Gears*
D.J.: HEADSHOT! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! *Freezes*
Nick: *Calls DJ* Yo what happened cuz?
D.J. I got the red ring of death...
Nick: Oh Here "Hey Ed DJ got the Red Ring of Death"
Ed: LOL SUCKS FOR HIM!
Thiago: FUCK THIS FUCKBOX 3-SHITTY!!

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3 album death

When a band or artist will compromise their career on the release of thier third album, most often achieved by straying completely from their older material.

Bayside, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Funeral for a Friend and many others have all died the 3 Album Death.

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