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Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.
“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*
The ugliest human you will ever meet on the face of earth!This guys is so fucking ugly and he begs for gyal.He legit looks like he has Down syndrome that’s how ugly he is😂😂
Girl:Drop a pic
Chris dropped a pic
Girl: Ewww bruv get off my snap
Chris: Ahh,, lowe it I just want a girl fam please
Girl: Bruv,, you even begged it with that ugly yute Shekina don’t try chattin to me
Chris: Pleaseee,, I’ll pay you to be my girl
Girl: Your one of them ones that hacked your android to have proper emojis fuck off bruvv
n. a negative fuck, squidward acting and look alike. you ever meet a Chris, avoid him at all costs and rethink your life decisions.
I just met this guy named Chris, he's negative as fuck and he reminds me of squidward.
Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that
Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.
Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless
Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
Chris is a sexy ass nigga he has a way with the ladies but his heart is set on one person (mya) girls want him niggas wanna be him but that shit will never happen because he is the original
Chris you wanna go to movies?
Chris is a name who doesn't care about his fucking Urban Dictionary Name
Chris