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The most gorgeous guy you’ll ever meet, with the most luscious hair. If you happen to have a crush on him watch out because many people already like him. He is very charismatic and will make you laugh. He has an extremely huge heart and loves animals. If you ever have a Jake in your life don’t let him go because he is one of the best people you will ever meet.
Girl #1: Wow who is that?
Girl #2: Oh that’s Jake isn’t he handsome?
7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch
Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic
He steals art and trys to look cool infront of his friends by lying to them. He's also gay and a furry so you know he's a bad person
Malcolm : Wow, jake is such a fucking gay furry and he steals other peoples art!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
Big bean head nonce and no dick
James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures”
A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.
"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"