Pooed air

Alternate terminology for a fart.

Oh oh! Pops just pooed air. Clear the room!

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.

Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?

air humping

the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)

"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"

air plans

Plans that you have that are in the air or not set in stone. The plans are still up for change.

"We have air plans to go to Florida for spring break"
"I think I'm gonna go see Jamie on Friday, but that's just an air plan right now"

breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains